Confession of a Married Lady!!

Confession of a Married Lady!!
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans which I know I shouldn't have taken that much. When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me because that day happen to be my birthday, and exclaimed delighted: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then tied a blindfold on me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one mess go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertiliser truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing the mess lik atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signal ed the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses as a result of the stench in the air. If you were the lady what would you do after seeing the guest?.
Just Tell Me the truth !!!!.
Posted by andy chuks on 2012-07-07
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- If am the lady i will not come out of the house for 3 good months ...that's embarrassing
  By: kingtappa kings | Date: 2012-07-26
- i wud just tell dem i'm so so sorry that i did not know there were people
  By: innocent abel | Date: 2012-08-01
- :D LOL
  By: innocent raphael | Date: 2012-08-02
- Dere is no new package any more so i ill try to let dem undastnd my condition to in full.
  By: okunlexzy steven | Date: 2012-08-05
- Would at first be ashamed,then i would sincerely apologize.....dat should do i tink!
  By: pedetin assumpta | Date: 2012-10-18
- if am d lady i will apologize to dem and tell dem i didnt no dey were dere in d dining table
  By: shawn jones | Date: 2013-03-01
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