I was walking in down a small forest in my area and came to a bungalow where the walls were covered with clocks. I asked the woman who owned the bungalow what all the clocks were for. She replied that everyone in the world had a clock, and every time you told a lie your clock advanced a second.
I saw a clock that was hardly moving and when I remarked about it she told me that it was Mother Theresa's. I then asked where Olusegun Obasanjo's clock was.
The woman replied "It's in the kitchen, we're using it as a ceiling fan."