Poor guy Posted by williams sodic on 2012-06-04A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to...Read All»
Husband At Work Posted by ogugua belonwu on 2010-11-06A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell.""My dear," the shrink said, "...Read All»
New Secretary Posted by andy chuks on 2010-10-20Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!" "Well, I'...Read All»
Spelling Test - Dictate Posted by JP Williams on 2010-10-06The teacher told her class the word of the day was "dictate" and asked who could spell it.George raised his hand and he spelled out, "d-i-k-t-a-t-e." The teacher said, "sorry that's wro...Read All»
Substitute Teacher Posted by andy chuks on 2010-09-30A substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Jimmy Poole, has got the biggest tool, in the whole damn school!" She yells, "Whose Jimmy P...Read All»
Tricked Him Posted by ogugua belonwu on 2010-09-24One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees. The boy says to the girl: "Go on...Read All»
Organ of the body that Expands Ten Times Posted by andy chuks on 2010-08-30Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"Nobody raises a hand, so she calls ...Read All»
A Valuable Lesson in Student Life Posted by andy chuks on 2010-08-22A college student picked up his date at her parent's home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expens...Read All»
Penis on the Blackboard Posted by JP Williams on 2010-08-21One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. ...Read All»
Wise Momma and Son Posted by andy chuks on 2010-07-25John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and...Read All»
Your Turn in the Barrel Posted by andy chuks on 2010-07-25This guy decides to join the Navy. On his first day of service, he gets aquatinted with all the facilities around the ship he will be serving on. The guy asks the sailor showing him around, ...Read All»
Wasp in her thing Posted by andy chuks on 2010-07-25A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a...Read All»
Talcum Powder Posted by andy chuks on 2010-07-25A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, h...Read All»
You'd Better Jack Off Posted by Admin on 2010-06-21One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be lai...Read All»
Beautiful Woman and her Doctor Posted by Admin on 2010-06-21This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her...Read All»
Plane Crash Posted by Admin on 2010-06-21As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, ...Read All»
Husband and Wife Posted by Admin on 2010-06-21A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my na...Read All»
Sunday School Lesson Posted by Admin on 2010-06-21Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?"...Read All»