Two British Men and An Ibo Woman at the Bar Posted by kingtappa kings on 2012-07-27An Igbo lady sat together with two white guys @ Golden Tulip bar in Lagos waiting to be served.The barman came over to take their orders. As everyone can tell... western wines and beverages ...Read All»
Confession of a Married Lady!! Posted by andy chuks on 2012-07-07During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans which I know I shouldn't have taken that much. When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me because that day happen to be my b...Read All»
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin Posted by williams sodic on 2012-06-04A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzle...Read All»
The Naija Dude Posted by williams sodic on 2012-04-17An American, a Japanese, and a Nigerian were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The American presses his forearm and The beeping stops. The others look at hi...Read All»
A Semi Literate girl writes a letter to her boyfriend Posted by williams sodic on 2012-01-27Dear my dearest infinity,This is your girlfriend calling. Before i go on, how is your air condition?You do something i dont like at all. You take another girlfriendship & it pains me.......Read All»
A Cardiologist's Funeral Posted by andy chuks on 2011-11-06A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral attended by fellow physicians, family members, friends.... A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. ...Read All»
Do You Still Remember This Joke? Posted by ogugua belonwu on 2011-10-31What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, & 78 ?At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.At 28 - You do...Read All»
Naija Posted by princess odunayo on 2011-06-06Omo naijaAn American, an English man, & a
Nigerian were on a ship. Suddenly the Devil appeared & said, "Drop
anything in the sea, if I find it I will eat u, If I can't, I will be...Read All»
past tence Posted by princess odunayo on 2011-06-06Wife was teaching English grammar to her husband .Wife:
I AM BEAUTIFUL. Which tense is this?Husband: Past tense...Read All»
How to Solve your Maths Problems Posted by JP Williams on 2011-05-04Ade stopped by the corner provision store and read the following list to the shop attendant:10 pounds sugar at N1.25 per gram4 pounds coffee at N1.50 per gram2 pounds butter at N1.10 per gra...Read All»
Son Asks for Money in Coded way, Dad replies likewise Posted by JP Williams on 2011-05-04Dear Father,$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me...Read All»
Helping the Lonely Girl Posted by andy chuks on 2011-04-24Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of t...Read All»
Why are you Late? Posted by andy chuks on 2011-04-17Teacher: Why are you late? Okoro: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Okoro: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." ...Read All»
China Products No dey Last Posted by andy chuks on 2011-04-04A Nigerian girl got married to a Chinese man and had a baby boy who eventually died. At the burial, her aunt came crying and saying 'I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!'. Relatives took the aunt to a corn...Read All»
10 Ways to Make a Meeting Lively Posted by andy chuks on 2011-03-20Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the 'real' reason this meeting has been called.Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down th...Read All»
Really on the Phone? LOL Posted by JP Williams on 2011-01-29A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear ...Read All»
What Liquor can do? Posted by andy chuks on 2011-01-26A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms."Now...Read All»
Spirit of Boxing Day Posted by andy chuks on 2010-12-26 It was just after Christmas and a judge was in a festive mood. He asked a prisoner in the dock, 'What are you charged with?' The prisoner replied, 'Doing my sales shopping t...Read All»
Christmas Jokes Posted by andy chuks on 2010-12-26What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It's Christmas, Eve !How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ? Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !What do you have in December that yo...Read All»
The Weight Loss Program Posted by Admin on 2010-11-21A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old bab...Read All»
JOKE Posted by AKUSO BENEDICT on 2010-11-15
My husband and I are renovating a 108-year old Queen Anne style home in the Museum Hill District of St. Joseph, Missouri. Trying to whip a three-story...Read All»
A conversation before and after marriage Posted by ogugua belonwu on 2010-11-13A conversation before marriage...He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.She : Do you want me to leave?He : No! Don't even think about it.She : Do you love me?He : Of course! Over and over...Read All»
Obasanjo's Clock Posted by andy chuks on 2010-11-12I was walking in down a small forest in my area and came to a bungalow where the walls were covered with clocks. I asked the woman who owned the bungalow what all the clocks were for. She re...Read All»
Installing Your Husband Posted by ogugua belonwu on 2010-11-05Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, ...Read All»
Passing An Exam Posted by ogugua belonwu on 2010-10-31Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fai...Read All»
May We Have Our Teacher Back ! Posted by JP Williams on 2010-10-27While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed ...Read All»
I know Daddy's password! Posted by andy chuks on 2010-10-20While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family,...Read All»
Wrong E-Mail Address Posted by Admin on 2010-10-20Mr. Steve Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer. Unfortunately, he mistyped a letter...Read All»
High School Math Proficiency Exam Try it Posted by williams sodic on 2010-10-20NAME:____________________GANG NAME:______________________1.) Little Johnny has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by sho...Read All»